I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Sorry about my life...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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