so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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