And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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