So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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