Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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