I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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