i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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