I am in a vortex of obligation.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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