she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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