How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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