i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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