i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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