Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I AM VODKA MAN
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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