i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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