I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Randomize
