And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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