new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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