Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
