It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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