Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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