But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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