I molested 6 butterflies tonight
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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