Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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