you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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