You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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