Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
