Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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