Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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