He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
