i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
