was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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