I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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