awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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