if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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