11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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