So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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