Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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