He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i came on her dog
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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