everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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