i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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