he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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