Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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