If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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