He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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