No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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