Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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