these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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