"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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