I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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