Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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