Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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